Funny Retirement Cards

Retirement on the farm means the rocking chair, sunrise without the alarm, and a wife who will have you busy by lunch. Our cast celebrates retirement honestly, and a cow explains she has been retired her whole life.

Send one to a retiring farmer, teacher, co-op worker or any friend leaving a long career. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note printed below.

This collection has 9 funny retirement ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes