Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards
When a friend is going through a breakup, they need someone in their corner and maybe a slice of pie. Our cast offers farm wisdom about seeds that don’t take and loose cows, plus a farm dog who barked at that person every time.
Send one to a friend, a family member or a neighbor going through a breakup or divorce. The card opens to the punchline, and your note offers real support underneath.
This collection has 9 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Farmer Dale · Breakups & DivorceFarmer Dale heard about the breakup.
Mae · Breakups & DivorceMae heard about the breakup.
Otis · Breakups & DivorceOtis heard about the breakup.
Cody · Breakups & DivorceCody heard about the breakup.
Duke · Breakups & DivorceDuke heard about the breakup.
Buttercup · Breakups & DivorceButtercup heard about the breakup.
Hambone · Breakups & DivorceHambone heard about the breakup.
Henrietta · Breakups & DivorceHenrietta heard about the breakup.
Biscuit · Breakups & DivorceBiscuit heard about the breakup.What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card
- Lead with support in the note.
- Biscuit and Henrietta are firmly on your side.
- Avoid naming the ex in the note.
- Follow up with an invitation to supper.