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Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards

When a friend is going through a breakup, they need someone in their corner and maybe a slice of pie. Our cast offers farm wisdom about seeds that don’t take and loose cows, plus a farm dog who barked at that person every time.

Send one to a friend, a family member or a neighbor going through a breakup or divorce. The card opens to the punchline, and your note offers real support underneath.

This collection has 9 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card