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Funny Halloween Cards

Halloween on the farm means a corn maze, hayrides, caramel apples and an old farmhand dressed as a scarecrow who just stands in the field. Our cast celebrates with a horse dressed as a unicorn and a hen who thinks everything is scary anyway.

Send one to friends, family, grandkids or anyone heading to the pumpkin patch. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note underneath.

This collection has 9 funny halloween ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny halloween card