Otis: Funny Cards from the Old Farmhand

Farmhand, 52 years. Knows the easy way to do everything.

Otis has worked on the farm for 52 years and has found the easiest way to do everything. He has never lifted what he could drag and has been semi-retired since 1987.

He is a great choice for retirements, birthdays, new managers and anyone who works smart, not hard.

Otis has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each