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Funny Father’s Day Cards

A farm dad is like a good windbreak: you don’t notice him until the wind blows. Our cast celebrates dads with country sayings, a rooster who takes credit for the morning and a dog who thinks Dad is a hero.

Send one to your dad, granddad, husband or a father figure. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right underneath.

This collection has 9 funny father’s day ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Farmer Dale father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Farmer Dale.Mae father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Mae.Mae · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Mae.Otis father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Otis.Otis · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Otis.Cody father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Cody.Cody · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Cody.Duke father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Duke.Duke · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Duke.Buttercup father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Buttercup.Buttercup · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Buttercup.Hambone father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Hambone.Hambone · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Hambone.Henrietta father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Henrietta.Henrietta · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Henrietta.Biscuit father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Biscuit.

What to write in a funny father’s day card