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Funny New Baby Cards

Anybody who has worked through calving season knows about lost sleep. Our cast welcomes the baby the way farm folks do: with a casserole, advice from Mae, a hen who is beside herself and a farm dog who is thrilled the baby drops food.

Send one to new parents, new grandparents or a farm family with a new arrival. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 9 funny new baby ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny new baby card