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Funny New Year’s Cards

A new year on the farm means new seed catalogs, the same old chores and resolutions that do not survive February. Our cast celebrates with a farmer who just hopes for rain, a pig who will eat healthier next month and a dog who is close to catching the truck.

Send one to friends, family or neighbors. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right underneath.

This collection has 9 funny new year’s ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny new year’s card