Farmer Dale: Funny Cards from the Farmer
Farmer. Easygoing. Has a saying for everything and the time to tell it.
Farmer Dale has worked the same land for 40 years. He is easygoing, never in a hurry and has a country saying for every occasion, most of them about weather, crops or the cows.
He is the right choice for farmers, dads, granddads, neighbors and anyone who appreciates sage advice delivered slowly.
Farmer Dale has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
27 cards · $2.99 each
Farmer Dale · Thinking of YouFarmer Dale was thinking of you.
Farmer Dale · BirthdaysFarmer Dale says a birthday is like a crop.
Farmer Dale · AnniversaryFarmer Dale knows about staying power.
Farmer Dale · EngagementFarmer Dale heard the news.
Farmer Dale · WeddingFarmer Dale heard you got hitched.
Farmer Dale · New BabyFarmer Dale says a baby is like spring.
Farmer Dale · GraduationFarmer Dale says congratulations.
Farmer Dale · PromotionFarmer Dale heard you moved up.
Farmer Dale · CongratulationsFarmer Dale heard the good news.
Farmer Dale · RetirementFarmer Dale says welcome to the porch.
Farmer Dale · Thank YouThank you from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · Breakups & DivorceFarmer Dale heard about the breakup.
Farmer Dale · Losing Your JobFarmer Dale heard about the job.
Farmer Dale · IllnessFarmer Dale heard you’re feeling poorly.
Farmer Dale · SympathyFarmer Dale is thinking of you.
Farmer Dale · Hurt on the JobFarmer Dale heard you got hurt at work.
Farmer Dale · Hurt Doing a HobbyFarmer Dale heard about your hobby.
Farmer Dale · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · Valentine’s DayFarmer Dale says love is simple.
Farmer Dale · EasterHappy Easter from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · Back to SchoolFarmer Dale says back to school.
Farmer Dale · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Farmer Dale.
Farmer Dale · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Farmer Dale.