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Farmer Dale

Farmer Dale: Funny Cards from the Farmer

Farmer. Easygoing. Has a saying for everything and the time to tell it.

Farmer Dale has worked the same land for 40 years. He is easygoing, never in a hurry and has a country saying for every occasion, most of them about weather, crops or the cows.

He is the right choice for farmers, dads, granddads, neighbors and anyone who appreciates sage advice delivered slowly.

Farmer Dale has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Farmer Dale thinking of you card: Farmer Dale was thinking of you.Farmer Dale · Thinking of YouFarmer Dale was thinking of you.Farmer Dale birthdays card: Farmer Dale says a birthday is like a crop.Farmer Dale · BirthdaysFarmer Dale says a birthday is like a crop.Farmer Dale anniversary card: Farmer Dale knows about staying power.Farmer Dale · AnniversaryFarmer Dale knows about staying power.Farmer Dale engagement card: Farmer Dale heard the news.Farmer Dale · EngagementFarmer Dale heard the news.Farmer Dale wedding card: Farmer Dale heard you got hitched.Farmer Dale · WeddingFarmer Dale heard you got hitched.Farmer Dale new baby card: Farmer Dale says a baby is like spring.Farmer Dale · New BabyFarmer Dale says a baby is like spring.Farmer Dale graduation card: Farmer Dale says congratulations.Farmer Dale · GraduationFarmer Dale says congratulations.Farmer Dale promotion card: Farmer Dale heard you moved up.Farmer Dale · PromotionFarmer Dale heard you moved up.Farmer Dale congratulations card: Farmer Dale heard the good news.Farmer Dale · CongratulationsFarmer Dale heard the good news.Farmer Dale retirement card: Farmer Dale says welcome to the porch.Farmer Dale · RetirementFarmer Dale says welcome to the porch.Farmer Dale thank you card: Thank you from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · Thank YouThank you from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale breakups & divorce card: Farmer Dale heard about the breakup.Farmer Dale · Breakups & DivorceFarmer Dale heard about the breakup.Farmer Dale losing your job card: Farmer Dale heard about the job.Farmer Dale · Losing Your JobFarmer Dale heard about the job.Farmer Dale illness card: Farmer Dale heard you’re feeling poorly.Farmer Dale · IllnessFarmer Dale heard you’re feeling poorly.Farmer Dale sympathy card: Farmer Dale is thinking of you.Farmer Dale · SympathyFarmer Dale is thinking of you.Farmer Dale hurt on the job card: Farmer Dale heard you got hurt at work.Farmer Dale · Hurt on the JobFarmer Dale heard you got hurt at work.Farmer Dale hurt doing a hobby card: Farmer Dale heard about your hobby.Farmer Dale · Hurt Doing a HobbyFarmer Dale heard about your hobby.Farmer Dale new year’s day card: Happy New Year from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale valentine’s day card: Farmer Dale says love is simple.Farmer Dale · Valentine’s DayFarmer Dale says love is simple.Farmer Dale easter card: Happy Easter from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · EasterHappy Easter from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale back to school card: Farmer Dale says back to school.Farmer Dale · Back to SchoolFarmer Dale says back to school.Farmer Dale halloween card: Happy Halloween from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale christmas card: Merry Christmas from Farmer Dale.Farmer Dale · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Farmer Dale.