Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 1021

“Farmer Dale says welcome to the porch.”

From Farmer Dale: Farmer. Easygoing. Has a saying for everything and the time to tell it.

The front reads “Farmer Dale, on your retirement: Farmer Dale says welcome to the porch.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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Personalize & send

1. Add their name and your note.
2. Send it now or schedule it, by email or text.
3. They click to open it and get your message.