Funny Birthday Cards

Out on the farm, a birthday means a cake from scratch, a pig who wants the first slice and a farm dog who thinks it’s the best day ever. These cards come from that farmhouse: a farmer with a saying for everything, his wife who runs the place and a barnyard full of opinions.

Send one to a farmer, a rancher, a 4-H kid, a country neighbor or anyone who loves the farm. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 9 funny birthday ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes