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Henrietta

Henrietta: Funny Cards from the Hen

The hen. Up at dawn, worried by six, knows everybody’s business by noon.

Henrietta is the hen. She is up at dawn, worried by six and knows everybody’s business by noon. She is sure the sky is falling, and she has checked.

She is perfect for moms, worriers, news that travels fast and anyone with a mother hen in their life.

Henrietta has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Henrietta thinking of you card: Henrietta was thinking of you.Henrietta · Thinking of YouHenrietta was thinking of you.Henrietta birthdays card: Happy birthday from Henrietta.Henrietta · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Henrietta.Henrietta anniversary card: Happy anniversary from Henrietta.Henrietta · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Henrietta.Henrietta engagement card: Henrietta heard you’re engaged.Henrietta · EngagementHenrietta heard you’re engaged.Henrietta wedding card: Henrietta heard you got married.Henrietta · WeddingHenrietta heard you got married.Henrietta new baby card: A new baby. Henrietta is beside herself.Henrietta · New BabyA new baby. Henrietta is beside herself.Henrietta graduation card: Congratulations from Henrietta.Henrietta · GraduationCongratulations from Henrietta.Henrietta promotion card: Henrietta heard about the promotion.Henrietta · PromotionHenrietta heard about the promotion.Henrietta congratulations card: Henrietta heard the good news.Henrietta · CongratulationsHenrietta heard the good news.Henrietta retirement card: Henrietta says happy retirement.Henrietta · RetirementHenrietta says happy retirement.Henrietta thank you card: Thank you from Henrietta.Henrietta · Thank YouThank you from Henrietta.Henrietta breakups & divorce card: Henrietta heard about the breakup.Henrietta · Breakups & DivorceHenrietta heard about the breakup.Henrietta losing your job card: Henrietta heard about the job.Henrietta · Losing Your JobHenrietta heard about the job.Henrietta illness card: Get well from Henrietta.Henrietta · IllnessGet well from Henrietta.Henrietta sympathy card: Henrietta is so sorry.Henrietta · SympathyHenrietta is so sorry.Henrietta hurt on the job card: Henrietta heard you got hurt at work.Henrietta · Hurt on the JobHenrietta heard you got hurt at work.Henrietta hurt doing a hobby card: Henrietta heard about your hobby injury.Henrietta · Hurt Doing a HobbyHenrietta heard about your hobby injury.Henrietta new year’s day card: Happy New Year from Henrietta.Henrietta · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Henrietta.Henrietta valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Henrietta.Henrietta · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Henrietta.Henrietta easter card: Happy Easter from Henrietta.Henrietta · EasterHappy Easter from Henrietta.Henrietta mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Henrietta.Henrietta · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Henrietta.Henrietta father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Henrietta.Henrietta · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Henrietta.Henrietta fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Henrietta.Henrietta · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Henrietta.Henrietta back to school card: Back to school from Henrietta.Henrietta · Back to SchoolBack to school from Henrietta.Henrietta halloween card: Happy Halloween from Henrietta.Henrietta · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Henrietta.Henrietta thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Henrietta.Henrietta · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Henrietta.Henrietta christmas card: Merry Christmas from Henrietta.Henrietta · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Henrietta.