Funny Get Well Cards
When someone is under the weather, Mae makes chicken soup, the farm dog lies at the foot of the bed and the cow recommends 22 hours of rest a day. Our cast wishes a quick recovery with country remedies and a few jokes.
Send one to a friend recovering from surgery, a family member home sick or anyone who needs a laugh. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note underneath.
This collection has 9 funny get well ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Farmer Dale · IllnessFarmer Dale heard you’re feeling poorly.
Mae · IllnessGet well from Mae.
Otis · IllnessGet well from Otis.
Cody · IllnessGet well from Cody.
Duke · IllnessGet well from Duke.
Buttercup · IllnessGet well from Buttercup.
Hambone · IllnessGet well from Hambone.
Henrietta · IllnessGet well from Henrietta.
Biscuit · IllnessGet well from Biscuit.What to write in a funny get well card
- Keep it light for a short illness and gentle for a long one.
- Mae’s soup card is a family favorite.
- Offer to bring supper or do chores in the note.
- Send it early in the recovery.