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Funny Get Well Cards

When someone is under the weather, Mae makes chicken soup, the farm dog lies at the foot of the bed and the cow recommends 22 hours of rest a day. Our cast wishes a quick recovery with country remedies and a few jokes.

Send one to a friend recovering from surgery, a family member home sick or anyone who needs a laugh. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note underneath.

This collection has 9 funny get well ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny get well card