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Funny Anniversary Cards

A long marriage on a farm takes patience, teamwork and separate chores. Our cast celebrates anniversaries the country way: Farmer Dale on staying power, Mae on 38 years with Dale, and a cow who takes a long view of everything.

Send one to your spouse, your parents or grandparents, or the couple down the road. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 9 funny anniversary ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny anniversary card