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Funny Engagement Cards

A farm engagement means a barn wedding, a horse who wants to pull the carriage for a fee, and a hen who has already told the whole county. Our cast is happy for you and has advice nobody asked for.

Send one to a couple planning a barn or country wedding, a friend from 4-H or FFA, or anyone newly engaged. The front sets it up, the inside lands the joke, and your note goes underneath.

This collection has 9 funny engagement ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny engagement card