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Front of the Henrietta retirement card: Henrietta, on your retirement. Henrietta says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 1196

“Henrietta says happy retirement.”

From Henrietta: The hen. Up at dawn, worried by six, knows everybody’s business by noon.

The front reads “Henrietta, on your retirement: Henrietta says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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