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Funny Fourth of July Cards

The Fourth on the farm means knee-high corn, a cookout, a horse who wants to lead the parade and a hen already hiding under the porch. Our cast celebrates with fireworks safety advice and a pig who would like to be a guest, not the menu.

Send one to family, friends or anyone who will be at the cookout. The card opens to its punchline, with your note below.

This collection has 9 funny fourth of july ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny fourth of july card