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Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Farm love is simple: show up every morning and wipe your boots before you come in. Our cast celebrates Valentine’s Day with flowers from Mae’s own garden, a horse who loves himself and a cow who shows love by standing near you.

Send one to your spouse, sweetheart, kids or grandkids. The card opens to the punchline, with your note right below it.

This collection has 9 funny valentine’s day ecards from Farmer Dale, Mae, Otis, Cody, Duke, Buttercup, Hambone, Henrietta and Biscuit. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

9 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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