Buttercup: Funny Cards from the Cow

The cow. Nothing has ever hurried her.

Buttercup is the dairy cow. Nothing has ever hurried her, nothing has ever bothered her, and she gets around to everything eventually.

She is perfect for retirements, stressful seasons, slow birthdays and anyone who needs to be told to relax.

Buttercup has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each